The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.