The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was some bloke in the pub who today said Ban this sick filth.