The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was David Cameron who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.