Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Michael Howerd has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", Michael Howerd says, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of children, some still in their prams. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.