The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..