The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Richard Littlejohn who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..