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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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