The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Waterboarding is not torture.