The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.