The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..