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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Boris Johnson who today said Waterboarding is not torture.


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