The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths injecting crack into primary school children was Boris Johnson who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.