I’m not racist but surely allowing young single mothers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting to kidnap a senior royal is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that young single mothers aren’t plotting to kidnap a senior royal in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.