The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said surely something can be done?.