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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees looting and pillaging supermarkets was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Waterboarding is not torture.


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