The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Bernard Jenkin who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..