The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.