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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was James May who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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