Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that Al Qu’aeda bosses have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Al Qu’aeda bosses.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".