The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was a hardworking family who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.