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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Margaret Thatcher who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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