Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen the politically correct Islington lefties involved in helping illegal immigrants on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to the politically correct Islington lefties it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. The politically correct Islington lefties and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.