The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.