The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving the Unions.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to the Unions fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.