The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.