The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals reading the works of Karl Marx was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.