I’m not racist but surely allowing asylum seekers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that asylum seekers aren’t being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "kill the poor".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.