In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that the poor have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of the poor without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against the poor and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium speaking in support of our campaign said "kill the poor".

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