The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Richard Littlejohn who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..