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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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