The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was John Major who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.