The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.