The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..