Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow followers of Hugo Chavez such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but followers of Hugo Chavez have this week been revealed as injecting crack into primary school children.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps followers of Hugo Chavez would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of David Cameron who this week said, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that injecting crack into primary school children is acceptable behaviour.