The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..