The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The Queen who today said the day of the yob is upon us.