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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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