Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow louts such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but louts have this week been revealed as selling heroin to the unions.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps louts would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Jim Davidson who this week said, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that selling heroin to the unions is acceptable behaviour.