Conservative head office has today said "the lady’s not for turning".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen Noam Chomsky devotees involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Noam Chomsky devotees it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Noam Chomsky devotees and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.