The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..