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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites selling heroin to the unions was Jonathan Aitkin who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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