The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that feminazis are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack feminazis terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..