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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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