The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.