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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The Pope who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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