The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are immigrating every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans immigrating was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..