In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of anarchists calling themselves the Wombles without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against anarchists calling themselves the Wombles and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police speaking in support of our campaign said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

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