An unnamed source has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen cyberterrorists involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to cyberterrorists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cyberterrorists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.