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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been binge drinking?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into anarchists calling themselves the Wombles - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Binge drinking must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, Paul Dacre said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".


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