The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists terrorising innocent investment bankers was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..